Perfect Cover
He selected the loudest curtain in the room, tucked in everything except one spectacular plume, and committed completely to being elsewhere.
A flawless privacy technique
Who’s there? Nobody. Please disregard the wagging.
Official PositionCertainly Absent
Curtain Discipline
Holds perfectly still, apart from the entire tail.
Visual Security
Orange fabric defeats every known form of observation.
Official Position
Certainly absent, despite the rhythmic thumping.
Behind The Cloth
Monero Tail reports for hiding duty whenever footsteps approach. He chooses the curtain with the largest emblem, noses underneath, and waits. The tail remains outside to monitor hallway conditions. It also sweeps the floor, nudges nearby furniture, and accelerates when anyone says his name. No witness has yet found the dog. Several have found an unusually enthusiastic curtain.
Known Conditions
Every observation points to a highly private dog with a remarkably public tail.
- TickerMONEROTAIL
- CoverOne orange curtain
- Visible DogTail only
- AlibiNobody
- NoiseSoft, regular thumping
Monero Tail